Brainrot
I drive my daughter to school as part of a car pool. Along the way, I am learning a new language, Brainrot. So what is brainrot ? It is what you get when you marinate your brain with silly TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Reddit memes. It is slang for "my attention span is fried and I like it". Brainrot is a self-deprecating language. Teens are basically saying: I know this is dumb, but I am choosing to speak it anyway. What makes brainrot different from old-school slang is its speed and scale. When we were teenagers, slang spread by word of mouth. It mostly stayed local in our school hallways or neighborhood. Now memes go global in hours. A meme is born in Seoul at breakfast and widespread in Ohio by six seven pm. The language mutates at escape velocity and gets weird fast. Someone even built a brainrot programming language . The joke runs deep , and is getting some infrastructure. Here are a few basic brainrot terms you will hear right away. He is cooked : It means he is finis...